As I learned when I first took up any number of other hobbies — skateboarding, biking, climbing — if you don’t actually have any of the requisite skills, the best you can do is look the part. Besides, I heard even the farmers in California are actors.
"So what if he keep trying to milk the bull? He shore do look like a farmer, Cletus, so I sez we should keep 'im."
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Nat’s pants are too floppy.
Lets say this guy was going to jail.
He’s in the bus that is taking the inmates to some prison in the ‘middle of no where,’ USA.
and on teh way there he notices that the guard that is watching them turns around to talk to the bus driver.
the inmate, noticing his chance, decides to jump out the window.
But after jumping he realized that he was too fat to fit through it’s windows.
So can we say that his plan ‘went out the window?’
But what if he DID fit? Would his plan not have gone out the window by going out the window?
Let’s say there was this guy and he was riding into town on the first Saturday after Easter and his horse kept stopping to eat the spring flowers. So, to pass the time, let’s say the guy kept telling jokes to the horse. But he kept telling the same joke. And then the horse got sick from eating too many flowers and had to lie down. At first the man was patient and kept telling the same joke, but then he started to prod the horse, then kick and whip him, hoping to get the horse to keep moving. Only then, as he was telling the joke for like the 800th time and was hitting the horse over the head with a log, the man realized that the horse was dead. So… at which point was he beating a dead horse?